You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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