did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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