Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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