Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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