and my herpes radar will keep us safe
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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