you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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