Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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