Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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