that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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