...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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