you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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