Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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