Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Randomize
