can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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