Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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