gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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