But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
And then my night got REAL pukey
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize