At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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