is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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