I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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