is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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