Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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