They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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