How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
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