I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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