I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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