FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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