Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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