The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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