FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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