It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
