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say what?
wanna hang out?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize