Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Randomize
