i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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