Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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