her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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