the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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