I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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