no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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