C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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