Yo dont text me then not text me
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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