Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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