Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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