ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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