Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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