Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
A+ Viking dick
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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