I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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