I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
