Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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