Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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