so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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