Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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