id be glad to
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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