just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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