lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
