..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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