hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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