So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
